CNN Literally Digging Through Trash to Find Proofs of Russian Kookspiracy

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 21, 2018

CNN is one of the world’s most prestigious and accurate news sources. Perhaps they are second only to Newsweek, which is the ultimate mack-daddy of factual and accurate information.

It isn’t surprising that Russian shills and other types of racists, misogynists and anti-Semites are mocking them for digging through the trash to find clues.

Sure, digging through the trash on television is humiliating – but a real news source is willing to publicly humiliate themselves in order to get the top scoop.

Daily Caller:

Special Counsel Robert Mueller indicted 13 Russian nationals on Friday for attempting to influence the outcome of the 2016 presidential election, so naturally, CNN is doubling down on its coverage of possible collusion between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign.

In fact, the network sent chief international correspondent Matthew Chance to St. Petersburg, Russia to literally dig through the garbage of an office building housing the alleged “troll farm” in order to try and find some clues.

“This is the office in which that atmosphere of chaos was stoked from the Russian side,” Chance told guest host Jim Sciutto. “That’s why 13 Russian individuals, including the financial benefactor, the person who bankrolls that organization, have now been indicted in the Unite States.”

“You looked through the trash there?” Sciutto shot back. “What did you find?”

“Yes, we did,” Chance answered with his tail between his legs. “We came here expecting this office to be empty, but, in fact, all day here, we’ve been here throughout the course of the day, people have been going in and out.”

Dumpsters are in fact the most obvious place to look when you are digging for evidence of devious or otherwise uncouth shitposting in the tubes.

Indeed, besides finding clues, one may also find valuable items.

CNN is a serious group, this is serious reporting, and racists who criticize them over this need to be silenced – permanently.

We need some kind of law that makes it illegal to disagree with CNN. That would shut these racists and anti-Semites up. A lot of “fact checking” they’ll be doing from a prison cell!