Cindy Crawford’s Daughter Poses Nude, Covered in Tattoos Like a Filthy Crack Whore

I’m not some kind of masturbating pervert, but I see this headline:

And I’m like, “yeah, let’s go ahead and see what’s going on with that then…”

Tasteful nude photography isn’t necessarily pornography, you know. The human body is a work of art, and so on.

Turns out, the “supermodel” is covered in tattoos like some filthy crack whore.

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There are no less than four (4) visible tattoos, and this is a disgrace.

What single individual on this earth wants to see a young woman with tattoos?

It’s just unconscionable.

It makes absolutely zero sense.

Let me tell you another thing about this bitch.

This bitch’s ass – or rather, the lack thereof – is a disgrace.

Very disrespectful, and I think it’s a disgrace.

Hit the gym, bitch! Eat some food!

I grew up in the 1990s, so I have her mother’s ass permanently imprinted on my brain – and I will tell you: it was a whole lot different.

Also – are this bitch’s eyes on straight?

Her face looks like it’s melting.

I will tell you this: there is no greater obvious evidence of the decline of the human form than comparing the teenaged Cindy Crawford to her teenaged daughter.

Maybe it’s just that her dad is Jewish, I guess.

Although I will tell you – beautiful white women breeding with Jews is indeed a sign of our biological decline.