April 29, 2019
Migrant family getting ready to travel after hearing on the radio that they too can live in America.
Since there is nothing really stopping jungle bean people from crossing the border and “claiming asylum,” more and more of these jolly chaps are doing just that. America is receiving the highest number of border rapists in history, and unlike before, they’re not getting deported now thanks to their abuse of our stupid “asylum” laws and the “human rights” scam.
This whole situation is ridiculously beneficial to those living in Central American countries. It is beneficial for the goblin population that wants to vivir en los Estados Unidos de Norte America and it is beneficial for those that want to create entire businesses out of telling people how to do that.
It is so profitable that “smugglers” are openly running radio ads about it.
A Border Patrol agent giving a tour of the El Paso, Texas region to a reporter said human smugglers list advertisements on radio stations in some Central American countries, telling people they will transport them to the United States.
“The word is definitely out. They have advertisements by radio. You listen to your radio on your way to work — on your way to the grocery store. And that country is advertising, ‘If you want the American dream, we’ll help you out — we’ll teach you how to get in the United States,'” the agent told Maria Bartiromo for a Fox News interview that aired Sunday. The agent appeared on camera with Bartiromo, but was not identified.
A report from the Department of Homeland Security estimates unauthorized immigrants are spending nearly $10,000 to hire a human smuggler to travel from Central America in an attempt to enter the U.S. illegally.
Smugglers charged an average of $1,200 as down payment and up to $8,000 following arrival at the final destination, often the southern point of California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas, according to the Office of Immigration Statistics’ September 2017 report “Efforts by DHS to Estimate Southwest Border Security between Ports of Entry.”
That number has more than doubled from down payments of less than $100 and final costs of between $1,000 and $3,000 that were seen in the late 2000s. The usage of smugglers has also increased despite the significant cost uptick.
It’s kind of funny that they’re now calling the invading goblins “unauthorized immigrants,” but the most egregious misnaming is using “smuggler” to refer to the goblin entrepreneurs who make impressive amounts of money by just telling people how to get in.
See, they’re not really smuggling anything because goblin asylum seekers are actually using our laws against us. The goal of invading goblins is to reach the American border and scream “asylum” at some American official. That’s all they have to do.
“Smugglers” are not really smuggling anyone; they’re just showing them where to cross the border and telling them what to say when turning themselves in.
The “smugglers” would be more appropriately called “travel advisors,” as all they are doing is running a “one way trip to America” travel agency.
Goblin “smuggler” entrepreneur owning a “one way trip to America” travel agency.
Over 100,000 goblins got into America in March alone, and the monthly numbers are only going to increase because there is literally nothing stopping these creatures from pouring in. The governor from Texas and the mayor of Yuma, Arizona, have already declared emergencies because of the brown flood, and as time passes, more towns and states are likely to follow.
Goblins have everything to gain from rushing the border while screaming “asylum” and nothing to lose. They are getting inside.
There is no downside for them.
If we don’t fix this asylum insanity somehow, goblins will keep coming in and each wave will be bigger than the previous one.