October 18, 2018
You degenerates make me sick.
Canada became the second country in the world to legalize recreational marijuana with stores opening at midnight Wednesday to serve queues of keen pot smokers.
Canadians should now in theory be able to buy cannabis and cannabis oil from licensed producers at various retail locations.
However, it remains illegal to possess more than 30 grams of cannabis in public, grow more than four plants per household or buy from an unlicensed dealer.
Stores in the country’s easternmost province, Newfoundland, opened at the stroke of midnight to serve queues of customers hoping to be a part of the nation’s historic day.
In the city of St. John’s, hundreds of customers were lined up around the block at a store on the main commercial drag in the provincial capital by the time the clock struck midnight.
A festive atmosphere broke out, with some customers lighting up on the sidewalk and motorists honking their horns in support as they drove by the crowd.
There used to be a time when people had spines.
They weren’t blubbering jellyfish-like creatures trying to legalize every and any little thing that gave them a brief kick of pleasure.
If they did do drugs, they kept that shit to themselves.
But now, you just know that these freak Canadians are going to be rubbing it in the noses of non-smoking Canadians. That’s really the thing that grinds my gears.
These people know that what they’re doing is wrong. That’s why they make such a big show of it all. Whooping and honking their horns and turning it into a street party.
That isn’t even what you want to do when you smoke weed.
Everybody knows that, so why are they faking it so much? Well, because it’s not really about weed, is it? You can get weed easy anywhere in North America. You don’t even necessarily have to deal with niggers to get it anymore. In fact, I bet these people will go right back to buying from their dealers because it’s cheaper than brick and mortar licensed places.
No, this is about shoving their degeneracy in the noses of normal people. That’s why they’re celebrating.
Whatever. Canada has always been America’s retarded little northern brother. I think I can honestly say that I went almost my entire life without ever once thinking about Canada. In my mind, the world ended on the border of Maine. And that’s also probably the other reason that Canada did this. Like an annoying brat brother trying to get some attention, Canada pulls these little stunts from time to time to thumb their noses at the US.
It seems that in my ignorance, I was actually making a wise decision. It turns out that ignoring Canada is a national pastime in America for a very good reason. I’m just going to pretend that Canada doesn’t exist anymore.
I was happier that way.