BREAKING REPORT! Mass Shooting in America! (In Kansas This Time, Woe is Us)

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 6, 2019

First things first: no, Joker is not to blame for this shooting. We have one of them on the reg every month like a woman’s period in America. Does this have anything to do with America becoming a hagocracy and allowing wahmen to vote? It’s improbable, but not impossible.

But I’m just saying, this clearly isn’t another battle in the Incel Wars, although I was sincerely hoping that we would have a peaceful Joker opening weekend to prove that the media is wrong and that I.N.C.E.L. doesn’t shoot up their own.

Luckily, I don’t think they’ll be able to spin this story to blame incels because preliminary reports already suggest that a spic shot up at least 9 people in Kansas, so we may not get any Joker-related fallout after all.

ABC News:

The suspect allegedly entered the bar and began shooting, according to authorities. The shooter has been described as a Hispanic male.

TJ Tomasic of the Kansas City Police Department said that a call came in at about 1:27 a.m. reporting the shooting that killed 4 people inside the bar. 5 others have been taken to area hospitals and authorities believe that those 5 are in stable condition.

Detectives are currently working the scene and collecting evidence from surveillance video at the establishment.

There is no information on any of the victims at the moment and the suspect is still at large at this time. 

This just goes to prove that you are far more likely to be killed by diversity, regardless of what movie is playing in theaters, than by incels or gamers. Furthermore, the public is warming up to the central message that Gamergate wanted to convey all those years ago: we must overthrow the federal government and abolish this corrupt Human Rights Democracy ™.


The only problem is that there’s still some good games out there.

You’ve got Cyberpunk 2077 coming out soon, so we’re all safe until then, at least.

I will only start to worry about gamer-related violence when the vidya supply runs dry.

That’s when shit will start popping off. Before that, it’s all just diversity-related violence as America continues to spiral into favela-levels of crime and mayhem.