With every minute that passes, the coronavirus gets more and more deadly.

Over fifty trillion million zillion people have died, and Dr. Anthony Fauci has warned that if Joe Biden doesn’t win the election in November, all life on earth will be wiped out by the deadly virus.

Today, we are finding that it is even worse than that: after everyone is dead, the virus may be able to time travel and wipe out everyone who ever lived. That means not only will you die of the virus, you will have never been born in the first place.

Shocking discovery from the CDC.


The Centers for Disease Control revised its Covid-19 guidelines on Monday to include that the novel coronavirus can be spread through aerosols, which “can linger in the air for minutes to hours” and travel farther than six feet.

Until now it was understood that the coronavirus is spread is through respiratory droplets produced when an infected person coughs, sneezes, sings, talks or breathes, and experts still believe that is the main way it is spread. But now experts also agree that airborne transmission is a key piece of the Covid-19 puzzle.

“I believe pretty confidently that there is some element [of airborne transmission],” White House advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci said Wednesday.

There is truly only one way to fight the coronavirus now that we know it has gone airborne, something that we only just realized right now, and which is also factual: you must live in a state of constant fear and panic.

Every second of every day, you must maintain a continual status of hysteria.

A mask simply isn’t enough. Instead, you need to wear a motorcycle helmet at all times.

Seal the front of the helmet with hot glue. Keep the helmet on at all times, including when you are sleeping and in the shower.

When you have to eat food, just shove pieces of food underneath the front of the helmet with your fingers.

If you don’t do this, you are going to die.