BREAKING: Coronavirus is in the Ice Cream

So, uh…

You catch the latest news?

Coronavirus is in the ice cream.

Sky News:

Ice cream has been found to have been contaminated with COVID-19 in China after three samples tested positive for the virus.

Anti-epidemic authorities in north China’s Tianjin Municipality are tracing people who may have been in contact with the batches, which were produced by Tianjin Daqiaodao Food Company.

All of the products produced by the firm have been sealed and contained after the samples it sent to the municipal centre for disease control this week tested positive for coronavirus.

Initial epidemiological investigations indicate the company produced the batch of ice cream using raw materials, including milk powder imported from New Zealand and whey powder imported from Ukraine.


So you know, uh…

Watch out for, uh…

Ice cream.

That’s how they get ya.

Chocolate, vanilla, rocky road… uh… you’d better, you know, uh… watch out for all of it.

Got to, uh… you know, uh… gotta be safe, folks.