March 12, 2018
Okay, I will eat crow with a side of humble pie.
I was wrong about the Russia meddling thing.
The stellar journalists at CNN (who have their sources) have proven the Russians influenced millions of Americans to vote for Trump with a video game called “Hilltendo.”
In this game, you help Hillary delete emails and collect money from Moslem nations.
This wasn’t the first time Russians hacked the brains of Americans with video games either. Metro 2033 was actually a conspiracy to try and trick Americans into nuking themselves just so they could fight mutants and be generally awesome.
Luckily America got wise that time.