Brave and Historic Second Impeachment of Donald Trump, Charged with Defiling a Podium

We’re making history here, folks.

Wow just wow.

America rejects fascism.


Donald Trump on Wednesday became the first president in U.S. history to be impeached twice, as 10 of his fellow Republicans joined Democrats in the House of Representatives to charge him with inciting an insurrection in last week’s violent rampage in the Capitol.

Democracy reigns supreme, forever.

We worship democracy, which gave power unto the Jews, and we worship the Jews, saying “Who is like unto the Jews? Who is able to make war with them?”

What a wonderful time to be alive, when this democracy and these Jews are making our lives so very GREAT.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never been happier. Every single morning, I wake up and look at the news and say “Wow – democracy sure is great. Look at all of this great news it brings me!”

Have you heard for instance about the new freedoms they have in Taiwan?

You wanna talk about “wow” – well, that is just “WOW.”

I had been so worried about Taiwan and their freedoms, and democracy just fixed it all up for me.

You know what else I was worried about, personally?

Trannies being able to compete in sports with women.

You know who fixed that?

I’ll give you three guesses:

  1. Democracy
  2. Democracy
  3. Democracy

As you might have guessed: democracy fixed that problem.

Lickity split.

Donald Trump defiled our democracy.

He violated the sacred podium of democracy.

Now it’s time for him to pay – big time.

Good thing we’ve got a real man coming in who is really going to take care of business.

He’s going to bring back our podiums.

And he’s going to make certain that they are never under threat again.