September 26, 2019
Since whatever the Anti-Defamation League says becomes de facto law in the US, we can say that the bowl cut is now illegal in America.
I mean, you can get a bowl cut, sure, go crazy. It’s not hard.
But don’t come crying to me when the FBI comes busting down your door for having an illegal haircut.
The “OK” hand symbol, the bowl-style haircut of Dylann Roof and the “Happy Merchant” meme are among the 36 new symbols added Thursday to the online database of hate symbols maintained by a Jewish civil rights group.
The symbols were added to the Anti-Defamation League’s online “Hate on Display” database, which already includes burning crosses, Ku Klux Klan robes, the swastika and many other overt symbols of racism and anti-Semitism.
“Even as extremists continue to use symbols that may be years or decades old, they regularly create new symbols, memes and slogans to express their hateful sentiments,” Jonathan Greenblatt, the ADL’s CEO, said in a statement.
“We believe law enforcement and the public needs to be fully informed about the meaning of these images, which can serve as a first warning sign to the presence of haters in a community or school.”
In actual fact, Mr. Israeli Jew Man, many of the memes being made about alleged White Power symbols are being made by minorities and minors.
These memes are admittedly funny, but they aren’t being made by White Supremacists. This is evidenced by the use of pejorative terms like “white boy” and the jocular tone.
Why should innocent White Supremacists get in trouble for what others have memed?
Whenever I see someone with a bowl cut – which is very rare nowadays – I subconsciously assume that I am dealing with a patrician of the soul. A rare, talented and emotionally sensitive individual misunderstood by society, but who is destined nonetheless to leave his mark on it.
The Jew fears the bowl cut because a bowl cut serves as a sort of spiritual shield against degeneracy. You will never find a bowl cut man engaging in debauchery. He will, instead, spend his days in deep contemplation and in communion with Jesus Christ and the spirits of his Aryan ancestors – even the honorary ones.
The Jews have already banned the shaved-head look on account of it being a skinhead symbol – which makes all bald and balding men de facto Nazis.
More like “The Making of an American with Male Pattern Baldness”
Are we just going to go down the list and start banning every single hairstyle associated with a goy that the Jews have a problem with?
They’ve already tried to ban the undercut because a certain dapper proponent of the Galactic Reich used to sport it. Now, it’s officially known as the “Nazi haircut” even though every self-respecting man of that period used to wear their hair that way.
I really hope that the next terror attack that I.N.C.E.L. pulls off won’t be with a guy that sports a haircut that I like, because there are so few nice-looking hairstyles left, and it would be a shame to have the ADL ban them all.