This is truly a frightful day, when a true hero has died from coronavirus.
No, wait, sorry – he died from ass cancer.
— E! News (@enews) August 29, 2020
The Black Panther was most well-known for being the king of the African nation of Wakanda.
Wakanda is a highly technological nation in Africa, and their use of flying saucers, automatic doors and ultra-fast elevators proved once and for all that black people are not as stupid as everyone thinks they are.
Wakanda is not a democracy, and is instead an absolute monarchy. The palace has not yet announced who will take T’Challa’s place on the throne, but it is known that it will be a black guy.
As the world is mourning the Panther and also remembering the ultimate heroism of George Floyd, who was killed for no reason by racist cops, we should remember that if black people in America were not oppressed by white racists who hate the color of their skin, Detroit would look just like Wakanda.
If we ever want America to be prosperous, we’re just going to have to kill all white people. That is the lesson we can learn from Black Panther’s ass cancer.