Black Congressman John Lewis Dies Again Somehow

You may remember that it was a big deal when John Lewis died in October of last year. Many people went to his funeral, and they said he was the master race and the savior.

The homosexual Islamic mulatto Barack Obama gave a beautiful speech saying Lewis was a king.

What’s more – and this is really incredible – John Lewis was sitting in attendance at his own funeral.

Trey Gowdy came over and asked him the obvious question.

But John just smiled, his unique intelligence shining through in his facial features.

It was a mystery. Like the mystery of the sphinx.

So, you can imagine what a big deal it is that John Lewis has now died a second time, which few people in history have managed to do.

Fox News:

U.S. Rep. John Lewis, D-Ga., one of the nation’s most preeminent civil rights figures, died Friday night. He was 80.

The congressman had been battling pancreatic cancer.

Lewis’ journey took him from protests against Jim Crow laws in the South – including the 1963 March on Washington and the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery march known as “Bloody Sunday” — to a long career representing Georgia in the House of Representatives.

Lewis was 23 years old when he joined the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and other speakers outside the Lincoln Memorial as part of the March on Washington. Lewis was the last surviving speaker from the event, The Washington Post reported.

Joe Biden, who served as Obama’s vice president and is the Democratic Party’s presumptive 2020 presidential nominee, wrote on Twitter: “We are made in the image of God, and then there is John Lewis. He was truly one-of-a-kind, a moral compass who always knew where to point us and which direction to march. To John’s family, friends, staff, and constituents, Jill and I send you our love and prayers.”

Biden released a fuller statement via Medium.

Joe is right.

John Lewis was better than God.

That’s not only a totally normal thing for a person to say, it’s also true.

I guess Joe Biden has finally been catching up on some real history, and real facts.

You want your mind blown? Here’s a mind-blower: John Lewis actually tried to stop the evil scientist Yakub from creating white people.

Yakub wouldn’t listen, and he did create white people, and then they escaped to the caves before they returned to steal civilization.

But John Lewis tried to stop it, then ever since he was trying to make up for his mistake by fighting white people in Congress – through two lives.

God came to earth in the form of his Son, Jesus Christ, and he died. But he didn’t die twice.

The only person other than John Lewis who died twice was a little person who I like to call James Bond.

It probably won’t surprise you to learn these two were friends.

John called me after he died and asked me that I play this Jay-Z song for him.

It was one of his favorites.