“Bitch” Biden is Trying to “Bitch Out” of the Debates, Saying He is Scarrrrrd of Trump’s Disease

Joe “Bitch” Biden got destroyed in the first debate. Donald Trump literally stepped on him like a bug, frankly.

So he’s looking for any single reason to bitch out of the next debates, using any possible reason, including the fake reason that he is afraid of a mild flu virus that Trump was recently infected with.


Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said Tuesday that the second presidential debate should not be held if President Donald Trump is still infected with coronavirus, but that he would base his participation in the debate upon recommendations from medical experts.

“Well, I think if he still has Covid, we shouldn’t have a debate,” Biden told reporters in Maryland. “I think we’re gonna have to follow very strict guidelines. Too many people have been infected and it’s a very serious problem.”

Why is it a problem, Joe?

No one is dying.

Why is this virus a problem?

He continued: “And so I’ll be guided by the guidelines of the Cleveland Clinic, and what the docs say is the right thing to do — if and when he shows up for debate.”

Cleveland is a shithole, Joe. Anyone who trusts information coming out of that city is a fool.

You might as well be citing “The Ugandan Clinic.”

The former vice president also said he looks forward to the debate, which is set to take place next Thursday in Miami.

“I’m looking forward to being able to debate him. But I just hope all the protocols are followed, what’s necessary at the time,” he said.

“Oh woe is me, I’m a dumb old senile retarded faggot, I hope the mean orange man doesn’t make me look like a little bitch again.”

It’s happening, Joe. Deal with it.

I’m tired of these snowflakes!

If Biden wants to bitch out, he should just say it: “I’m a little bitch and a faggot and I’m senile, I’m too scared to fight against Donald Trump because he is 8 feet tall and can smash me like an insect.”

Bill Murray should moderate the next debate.

With Joe Rogan.

Or maybe Joe Rogan should debate Bill Murray?

They can debate the question of our time: are sleeve tattoos the most cringe thing ever?