September 5, 2019
The Eye of Biden the Terrible few could endure. pic.twitter.com/sTI6EM0Ld6
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) September 5, 2019
I thought Joe Biden’s campaign would collapse before his health, what with all the weird things he keeps saying. But it looks like his health might go first.
The old racist white man – who remains the Democratic presidential frontrunner somehow – was giving a lecture on global warming at a CNN town hall with the sadistic homosexual Anderson Cooper when his eye filled up with flood like something out of a nightmare world.
He was in the process of being called out for being “rambling” and “incoherent” when the blood struck.
In a very sad turn of events, his campaign tweeted out the “blind eye” metaphor.
We can't turn a blind eye to the way in which environmental burdens are distributed unevenly along racial and socioeconomic lines.
Biden will right these wrongs and stand up to fossil fuel companies who disproportionately harm communities of color and low-income communities.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 5, 2019
They’re going to have to play that one up – “we can’t turn a blind eye – NO, we must turn the BLOOD RED EYE OF THE BIDEN!”
Twitter is saying that this happened before, in public, in 2013.
Countdown to Biden campaign team saying "This is normal and has happened before. It's his uh contact lens, yeah"
They should just be honest and say yeah well he's like 5000 years old of course his eyeball and body is rotting and bleeding
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 5, 2019
I give it 14 minutes before Biden's campaign says his bloody eye was because of climate change
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) September 5, 2019
Hillary is sitting there throwing a rocks glass at the television screaming how she passed out once and it ended her campaign while Biden’s eye fell out on national TV and he’ll still be the frontrunner.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 5, 2019
I’ve seen this happen with old people before. I don’t think it’s actually a serious problem. But it does certainly speak to just how old this old man is.
Why are we engaged with all of these incredibly old people?
It just doesn’t make any sense.
At no time in all of history would men in their 70s be walking around like this. They can walk around now, and that’s great (I guess, actually I don’t really care), but the fact is that their brains are not any better off than they otherwise would have been. The medical advancements have only helped their bodies. These are still completely senile old men.