Bezos Says the Saudis Hacked His Phone to Get His Nudes

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 31, 2019

Imagine being the richest man in the world and sleeping with a menopausal wetback plastic surgery experiment.

This sounds like a lunatic conspiracy theory but okay.


An investigation commissioned by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos into how his intimate photos were leaked to the National Enquirer has now alleged with “high confidence” that his phone was hacked by the Saudis who harvested the data.

In an extensive piece published by the Daily Beast on Saturday, Gavin De Becker, a security expert who led the inquiry, wrote that his findings about the Saudi’s hand in the blackmailing scandal drew on a variety of sources.

De Becker said that he and his team, who were encouraged by Bezos to “spend whatever is needed” to dig up the truth, have talked to an array of former employees of the Enquirer’s parent company, AMI, intelligence and security experts specializing in Saudi spyware, as well as current and former advisers to the Trump administration, Saudi dissidents, and those who personally knew the oil-rich kingdom’s all-powerful strongman, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

The results of the investigation, De Becker wrote, allowed him to conclude “with high confidence that the Saudis had access to Bezos’ phone, and gained private information.”

It is unclear how exactly Riyadh allegedly managed to breach Bezos’ personal communications. De Becker said his team handed over all the data to federal investigators and therefore will not disclose any details. However, he mentioned a report by the New York Times that claims Saudi intelligence operatives found a way to hack phones without leaving any digital trace. De Becker noted that it is not clear whether AMI was in bed with the Saudis.

“As of today, it is unclear to what degree, if any, AMI was aware of the details,” he said.

The security expert said that the demands AMI made towards him and Bezos only confirmed his suspicions that the source for the Enquirer’s story on Bezos’s private texting and the source of the intimate pics he shared with his lover Lauren Sanchez is not her brother, Michael Sanchez, or not only him.

The story that her brother did it made the most sense, and the media was reporting actual details of that from leaks.

Yes, Saudi Arabia could have paid an Israeli company to hack Bezos’ phone as a way to help the National Enquirer because of something to do with Donald Trump or whatever, but it could also be aliens.

Anyone who tries to attribute a hacking is full of shit. They are selling this to boomers who think you can “backtrace” a hack.

In the case of Bezos’ phone, just as in the case of the DNC Wikileaks, there is no actual evidence anything was ever hacked and there is a separate explanation that doesn’t involve hacking that makes more sense.

It is kind of strange that Bezos would come out with something like this.

But I knew he was stupid as soon as I read that bizarre nonsense essay he published on Medium about his dick pics. Either stupid or drug-rattled. Maybe it doesn’t make sense that he’s stupid. He’s very rich.

But he’s on steroids and probably taking a bunch of other stuff with that, could be losing his mind.

I wonder how long it will take most of these leftists to catch up and realize that Trump is on their side now, and they can let up a little bit on the kooky conspiracy theories that make them look a lot dumber than they make Trump look.

Maybe they never will, because the issue for them is simply that he’s white.