Bezos’ Master Plan: Secret Moon Mission Revealed!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
May 11, 2019

So this is what Jeff Bezos was planning all this time.

All that work, all that scheming – this is what it was all for.


Amazon entrepreneur Jeff Bezos has unveiled a mock-up of a new lunar lander spacecraft that aims to take equipment and humans to the Moon by 2024.

The reusable Blue Moon vehicle will carry scientific instruments, satellites and rovers.

It will feature a new rocket engine called BE-7 that can blast 10,000lb (4,535kg) of thrust.

“It’s time to go back to the Moon, this time to stay,” said Mr Bezos.

Mr Bezos presented the Moon goals of his space exploration company Blue Origin at the Washington Convention Center in Washington DC, to an audience consisting of potential customers and officials from Nasa.

The Blue Moon lunar lander comes loaded with enough fuel to get from Earth to the Moon.

It can deliver payloads to the lunar surface, deploy up to four self-driving rovers, and launch satellites to orbit the Moon.

A pressurised vehicle for humans is also envisaged.

Blue Moon will weigh 33,000lb when loaded with fuel on lift-off from Earth, which will decrease to about 7,000lb when it is about to land on the Moon.

I have no idea what Bezos is planning or why he is doing this.

Perhaps he is sick of his ex-wife and wants to escape from this planet because of the shame surrounding his messy 50 billion dollar divorce from what appears to be an m-to-f tranny.

More likely: He’s planning to set up an Amazon fulfillment center on the Moon

Just think about it.

The Moon is pretty much equidistant from every single point on Earth. Bezos can take drop-shipping to a new level by literally dropping packages onto people’s front porches from space. All he has to do is wait for the Earth to rotate towards the ideal spot and then launch it at your porch.

Look, son, someone chose same-day delivery! 

It’s either that or he feels that Elon Musk has out-alpha’d him with his car in space trick.

Now all the groupies want Musk, not Bezos.

Musk is getting all the bad bitches and Bezos is jealous.

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game

He must be banging some very bad bitch if she’s making him go to the moon to get access to her poontang.