Bernie Sanders Might be Secretly Dead – Heart Surgery, All Events Canceled Indefinitely

Roy Batty and Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 2, 2019

Christmas has come early for anti-Socialist Boomers. I can see their cringe memes flooding Facebook now.

ABC News:

Sen. Bernie Sanders, 78, was hospitalized in Las Vegas, Nevada.

“During a campaign event yesterday evening, Sen. Sanders experienced some chest discomfort. Following medical evaluation and testing he was found to have a blockage in one artery and two stents were successfully inserted. Sen. Sanders is conversing and in good spirits. He will be resting up over the next few days,” said Sanders’ senior adviser Jeff Weaver on Wednesday in a statement.

“We are canceling his events and appearances until further notice, and we will continue to provide appropriate updates.” 

It will be only a matter of time before the Millennial interns put up a GoFundMe to try and get him a cyber-heart so that he can lead the revolution for the next hundred years.

Tick-tock on that though, boy-o.

Say what you will about Bernie Sanders, but at least he’s a Communist. People were mad that he had a net worth of like $2 million. Even I was complaining about that, but that was before I realized that you need like a million dollars to even retire middle-class in America.

Meanwhile, Elizabeth “Chief Moneybags” Warren has a staggering $12 million and no way to explain away that money, unless she has been involved in drug trafficking or whatever. Cooking meth on the rez, perhaps.

On some level, I suppose America is now comfortable with the idea of corruption – or at least no one makes a big stink about it anymore. It’s probably considered as too low-class to even bring up other people’s money and how they got it.

At least Bernie doesn’t just wear the red, but wants to kill the billionaire class and sing the Internationale from the steps of the Capitol building in DC.

Bernie is probably out of the race, even if he isn’t secretly dead. And if so, all of his support is going to go to Chief Moneybags, making her the clear frontrunner.

Funny that this happened just after Warren’s financials were revealed

In seriousness, I’m not going to be gloating and dancing on Bernie’s grave.

He and Tulsi and Yang were the only interesting things that the Democrats had going on and with them gone, it’s just going to be shills shilling about who can shill hardest from now until the end of America. And nobody really benefits from that.

The Old Left at least had some teeth (dentures, really) in it.

The field continues to narrow.

Biden’s gonna fall out too due to age, and his support is going to go to Kamala.

So you can pick your mommy, goy.

You might just end up with two mommies.

That’s you in the middle there, kid.

You’d best start praying that Orange Man gets his shit together.

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