June 7, 2019
To be honest, I’ve never actually shopped in a Walmart. Weird flex, but there you go. People tell me it’s a religious experience though. They mean it in the sense that once they’ve been to Walmart, they no longer fear Hell and welcome the afterlife for the respite from the horrors of Walmart that it might provide.
Bernie “I Love Socialism” Sanders is trying to ruin the lives of millions of Socialism-fearing Americans by raising up from the depths the one caste of people that everyone else in the country feels superior to and thanks God that they’re not a part of: Walmart employees.
How can the average American LARP as the Monopoly Man without lowly Walmart peons to look down upon and make him feel better about his own condition in life?
Bernie is trying to destroy the delicate American caste hierarchy with his anti-Walmart extremist rhetoric.
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) took a slight detour on the presidential campaign trail to slam Walmart at its annual shareholders meeting in Bentonville, Arkansas, on Wednesday for paying its employees what he described as “starvation” wages while the Walton family is “the richest family in America” and pays its CEO $20 million in compensation.
Sanders was allowed to attend the meeting as a proxy for Cat Davis, a Walmart employee, where he read a resolution he asked the board of directors to pass that would require “hourly associates” to be nominated for seats on the board.
Now, I know what you are thinking and no, the Walton family who started and still holds a majority stake in Walmart is not Jewish.
While the Walton family is not Jewish, they are all Boomers, so it makes sense that they’re so ham-fisted, greedy and all-around despised by Americans. Walmart is a company that methodically and ruthlessly destroyed the economy of every single small town, shuttering the local businesses like some kind of Borg entity and assimilating every Chinese-made commodity in the galaxy.
But Bernie is going to force them to hand over some of the money they vacuumed out of America and return it to us – the people.
This is how you get communism, folks.
We're in the car heading to the Walmart shareholders' meeting. We are going to demand that the owners of Walmart pay their workers a living wage and give hourly workers seats on the board. #BernieAtWalmart https://t.co/NHPuKFA0gC
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) June 5, 2019
Walmart is, in turn, going to be replaced by Bezos’ empire now that their purpose has been served.
Why do you need a nightmarish warehouse with fluorescent lights like a gigantic lizard cage when you’ve got Prime drones to drop off your prolefeed and Chinese plastic products?
In the meantime, we need to make sure that the Walton family, which is worth (conservatively) about 400 billion dollars, gets held up by Communist Death Squads and forced to surrender all their ill-gotten shekels to continue funding the Bernie revolution.
We can’t let these Boomers and their horrid companies make off with the stolen loot.
They have to return it.
None of it belongs to them.
They stole their wealth and they are going to give it back, one way or another!
“DIE WALMART DIE!” – will be our rallying cry.
Andrew Anglin contributed to this report.