January 26, 2020
Listen to this, but instead of “I’m burning for you,” hear “I’m berning the Jews.”
Bernie Sanders, the leader of the communist revolution in America, has pulled to the front in Iowa by a massive margin according to every poll.
The latest big poll from the New York Times has him all the way in the lead.
And where did he get this lead?
From where I said he would get it: the collapse of Liz “Tomahawk” Warren in the wake of #handshakegate.
Because no one likes a cunty bitch – especially not true communists.
Senator Bernie Sanders has opened up a lead in Iowa just over a week before the Democratic caucuses, consolidating support from liberals and benefiting from divisions among more moderate presidential candidates who are clustered behind him, according to a New York Times/Siena College poll of likely caucusgoers.
Mr. Sanders has gained six points since the last Times-Siena survey, in late October, and is now capturing 25 percent of the vote in Iowa. Pete Buttigieg, the former mayor of South Bend, Ind., and former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. have remained stagnant since the fall, with Mr. Buttigieg capturing 18 percent and Mr. Biden 17 percent.
The rise of Mr. Sanders has come at the expense of his fellow progressive, Senator Elizabeth Warren: she dropped from 22 percent in the October poll, enough to lead the field, to 15 percent in this survey. Senator Amy Klobuchar, who is garnering 8 percent, is the only other candidate approaching double digits.
Iowa is a week from Monday.
And Bernie has it on lock. After that, he will sweep across the primaries of most every state, as all of America turns its eyes to revolutionary communism, wherein we will strip the corporations, boomers and Jews of their ill-gotten gains.
It is not long before Bernie will become the Chairman of America – and then you will witness real communism being tried for the first time.
And then it will be the Jews that burn.
When you head to the ballot box, you need to keep one thing in mind: the money.
Bernie is going to make it rain.
Communism is about having free money from other people poured down on you in the name of absolute justice for the proletariat.
On election day, don’t listen to your heart. Don’t listen to your conscience. Don’t listen to some higher ideal of morality.
Just listen to the money talk.
I might be in my mid-thirties, but after collectivization and the tens of millions of dead, I’m going back to college when Bernie takes over. Because it’s totally free. I’m going to get a degree in astrophysics.
And all my friends are going to be there. It’s going to be like that movie PCU, except instead of a Jew, the 35-year-old college student fighting political correctness on campus with straight-up hardcore partying will be me.
Basically, the whole country will be one gigantic university campus, where everyone goes for free and parties hard.
All our dreams will come true.
Under American Communism.