January 23, 2020
The first big poll following #handshakegate shows that that wagon-burning cunt Liz is paying the price for attacking our Fearless Communist Leader, Bernie Sanders.
She’s basically now in the “just drop out already, bitch” territory.
Meanwhile, Slow Joe is also fading away, as people realize it’s better to Bern Out than support a fading boomer capitalist dog like Joe Biden the baby-fondler.
- Bernie Sanders – 27% (+7)
- Joe Biden – 24% (-2)
- Liz No Shake – 14% (-2)
- Pete Buttigieg – 11% (+3)
- Michael Bloomberg – 5% (–)
- Andrew Yang – 4% (+1)
- Amy Klobuchar – 4% (+1)
Again, this is the first one since the debate, but Real Clear Politics has added it and we can see where this is going.
It’s time to get your pitchforks ready, because we are on the verge of a full purge of the corrupt and decadent capitalists.
We will finally take the money they stole from us and give it back to the people.
The Great Leap Forward is coming… and it’s going to be a doozie.
Biden may be the absolute embodiment of pure and unadulterated boomerism, but Bernie Sanders is the Bruce Springsteen of all politics.
But for our communist revolution, the theme song is AC/DC.
When you vote this November, you can listen to your heart… or you can listen to the money talk.
In my view, you’d better listen to the money.
And also, we’ll have a separate theme song for voting day when we break up with Donald Trump because all he did was take our money and give it to Jews.
We’re going to be drowning in money that Bernie is going to steal from Jews, corporations and selfish baby boomers.
It’s literally going to be Christmas every single day as you WILL NOT HAVE TO WORK and the government will just use other people’s money to give you free everything, including the latest video games on Steam.
You’ll never have to wake up and check the weather report ever again: because every day, Bernie will be making it rain.