Ben & Jewry’s Bans Customers from Ordering Two Scoops of the Same Ice Cream Until Aussies Legalize Fag Marriage

Michael Byron
Daily Stormer
May 27, 2017

The owners of Ben & Jerry’s are two purebred kikes named Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield. Notice the hand-rubbing gesture made by Ben Cohen on the right, which is sign language for “I’m a Jew, are you?”

If there’s one thing White people need to understand about Jews, it’s that their desire to ruin societies far outweighs their desire for profit.

One well-known example of this fact is that Jews refused to produce Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, even though they knew the film would make them hundreds of millions of dollars. Mike Judge’s Idiocracy shared a similar fate: despite its box office potential, Jewish producers suppressed the film because it was politically dangerous.

Idiocracy depicted an America of the future in which a Negro president ruled over a nation of mongrels and dysgenic Whites. Note that this movie was released in 2006, a good year or so before the masses knew the name “Barack Obama.”

Don’t get me wrong, Jews love shekels with all their hearts (we all know how copper wire was invented). But their DNA dictates that nation-wrecking should be prioritized above money-making. And, at the end of the day, all genetic Jews are slaves to their DNA.

So, it shouldn’t surprise us to learn that the Jewish dessert company, Ben & Jerry’s, has decided to commit financial suicide by announcing a ban on customers ordering two scoops of the same ice cream until Australia legalizes fag marriage.

Tikkun olam, goys!

Daily Mail:

Popular ice cream chain Ben and Jerry’s will not allow customers to purchase two scoops of the same flavour until Australia legalises gay marriage.

The American company, whose motto is ‘peace and love’ announced the bid on Wednesday.

‘Imagine heading down to your local Scoop Shop to order your favourite two scoops of Cookie Dough in a waffle cone,’ the company wrote on their website.

‘But you find out you are not allowed… you’d be furious!

‘This doesn’t even begin to compare to how furious you would be if you were told you were not allowed to marry the person you love.

‘So we are banning two scoops of the same flavour and encouraging our fans to contact their MPs to tell them that the time has come- make same sex marriage legal! Love comes in all flavours!’

You read that correctly: Cohen and Greenfield have ordered their employees to prevent customers from ordering two scoops of the same ice cream with the intended purpose of pissing the customers off. Then, after the employees are done absorbing the abuse that inevitably comes their way, they’re expected tell their irate customers something like, “L-love comes in all f-flavors! S-support gay m-marriage in Australia!”

I’m not a business owner, but I’m pretty sure that “not pissing off your own customers” is #1 on the no-no list, followed closely by “not pissing off your own employees.”

But hey, like I said: these kikes can’t help themselves. It’s in their blood.

Major Western economies where gay couples can marry include the United States, United Kingdom, Canada and France.

However the Australian government has continued to resist, saying same-sex marriage is on the ‘political agenda’, but ultimately remains banned.

The Turnbull government has denied Parliament a free vote on the issue due to pressure from Conservative MPs.

Malcolm Turnbull is an unabashed servant of Zion, and he’s even hinted that his mother is Jewish, so it’s inevitable that his government will legalize homosexual marriage eventually. Aggressively pushing this stuff out in the open just exposes the Jews’ true agenda, which is good for us.

If Jews want to shine the spotlight on themselves, we shouldn’t try and stop them.

I need to make an obvious but important final point here: no-one, especially White Nationalists, should be purchasing Ben & Jerry’s products.

Aside from the fact that we’d be giving money to our racial enemies, we’d also be feeding our body three of the most harmful foods in the Standard American Diet: refined sugar, pasteurized milk and gluten-containing grains. None of us are adapted to process these foods properly, so we’d just be paying others to make ourselves sick and lethargic.

No wonder Jews love selling ice cream so much.

Did you know that the “quintessentially European” ice cream brand, Häagen-Dazs, was also established by Jews in America? These rodents completely dominate the market.