BASED AF! Kavanaugh Announces He’s Bringing a Harem to DC with Him!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 9, 2018

Your new judge, gents.

We got a playa into the Supreme Court.

If that’s not cause for celebration, I don’t know what is!

The Week:

The newly confirmed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh has already fulfilled one of his promises.

After weeks of contentious hearings, the Senate voted to confirm the polarizing nominee Saturday evening. And Kavanaugh was already on the job Sunday morning with the court’s first-ever all-women team of law clerks by his side, The New York Times reports.


The ladies love Kavanaugh, and he’s bringing a whole harem of them to the Supreme Court.

They will service him while he does his lawyerings and so forth, I would assume.

Even before sexual assault allegations rocked his confirmation process, concerns swirled around Kavanaugh’s stance on women’s right. Specifically, Democratic senators feared he would provide the court with a conservative majority that could facilitate the rolling back of Roe v. Wade. Kavanaugh tried to counter those concerns at his first round of confirmation hearings, touting how “no federal judge … has sent more women law clerks to clerk on the Supreme Court than I have.” He also said he had four female law clerks ready to work for him “on a moment’s notice,” which would make him “the first justice in the history of the Supreme Court to have a group of all-women law clerks.” 

Yeah, “work” on slathering his nob all day every day in shifts.

That’s the Kavanaugh way.

We’re going back to 50s era America here, folks!

A sexy secretary for every serious business man. And 4 if you’re a judge. Just like it used to be.

But wait, Kavanaugh is apparently a man with a taste for the exotic.

Those four women — Kim Jackson, Shannon Grammel, Megan Lacy, and Sara Nommensen — were at the Supreme Court on Sunday, aiding Kavanaugh ahead of his first case hearings this week, the Times details. Jackson will become one of three black law clerks working at the Supreme Court this term. She has previously worked for Kavanaugh, along with one of the other black clerks, per The Washington Post.

A nice tall mochaccino to give you that pep you need in the morning, eh judge?

Bout time we had some playa representation in the Supreme Court. That’s the key takeaway here.

And because of the precedent set by the Ford thing, Kavanaugh is now legally allowed to rape them all.