March 19, 2020
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Black people are so hilarious, you almost feel like it makes up for everything else they do. Almost.
“Nigga just stop killin niggas fo like a month, nigga!”
Baltimore’s mayor has called on the city’s inhabitants to refrain from killing one another for the time being, asking them not to “clog up” hospital beds as the coronavirus pandemic spreads far and wide across the country.
“I want to reiterate how completely unacceptable the level of violence is that we have seen recently,” Mayor Jack Young said at a press conference on Wednesday, adding, “For those of you who want to continue to shoot and kill people of this city, we’re not going to tolerate it. We’re going to come after you and we’re going to get you.”
“We cannot clog up our hospitals, or their beds, with people who are being shot senselessly, because we’re going to need those beds for people who might be infected with the coronavirus.”
The call to action – or inaction, rather – came after a police-involved shooting in Baltimore’s Madison Park neighborhood on Tuesday night that put at least seven people in the hospital, all believed to be in stable condition. Police say it’s not clear if the officer shot any of the wounded individuals himself, but did confirm that he discharged his weapon after encountering a man firing what they called a “semi-automatic long gun” into a crowd.
The funniest part is that some of these blacks will hear this and be like “yeah dawg, we gots ta stop killin dose niggas til dat virus be up.”
I have been around black people enough to know that they are literally saying that right now.
We got a virus on this bitch, ya dig?
Man, the Hot Boys were so good.
It really makes you regret just how bad modern rap is.
Other than Gucci, there just isn’t anything worth listening to.