August 14, 2017
“She got what she deserved, being a fat childless slut.”
A morbidly obese woman assaulted an innocent Dodge Challenger on Saturday, resulting in grievous injury to the car, which it might not survive. While normal people were unanimous in condemning this vicious terrorist attack, some lunatics in the media tried to somehow frame this as the rotund woman being the victim, merely because she died during the attack – presumably from a heart attack.
But a hero rose up from the people to reassert what we all know: the Dodge Challenger did nothing wrong, and the terrorist’s death was merely divine retribution for her crimes.
A Massachusetts police department is investigating a Facebook comment by an officer who wrote “Hahahaha love this” in response to a story about a car crashing into counterprotesters at a white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, killing one person and injuring at least 19 others.
Springfield Police Commissioner John Barbieri said he received a complaint about the comment Sunday and opened an internal investigation.
Officer Conrad Lariviere wrote in response to the violence: “Hahahaha love this, maybe people shouldn’t block road ways.”
— Dan Glaun (@dglaun) August 13, 2017
In a Facebook interview with Masslive.com, Lariviere said he’s a “good man who made a stupid comment.”
“Never would I want someone to get murdered,” he told MassLive. “I am not a racist and don’t believe in what any of those protesters are doing.”
Naturally. No one is advocating murder.
We’re merely advocating for the protection of Dodge Challengers across America.
This fine police officer is also explaining to the citizenry the dangers of jaywalking.
Executing jaywalkers with Dodge Challengers would be stern, but it would save countless lives by reducing jaywalking.
Democratic Mayor Domenic Sarno released a statement on Lariviere’s comments Sunday night.
“I just got done issuing a statement this morning on how upsetting the tragic incidents were in Charlottesville, Virginia and one of our own officers does this? Unbelievable! There is no place for this in our society, let alone from a Springfield police officer,” Sarno said. “I stand by and commend Commissioner John Barbieri’s steps for a thorough internal investigation and review by our Community Police Hearing Board to pursue the appropriate discipline against said officer.”
This man is going to be crucified, merely for explaining that Dodge Challengers have a right not to be attacked by fat sluts and reminding people that jay walking is illegal.
The only reason he’s being attacked is because he’s a heterosexual White male and nothing else.