Awesome Viceroy Pence Refuses to Call Eternal Hero Duke “a Deplorable” – Yids Flip Lids

The Right Honourable Sir Reginald Poindexter
Daily Stormer
September 13, 2016

I have to admit, I was pretty disappointed when the Glorious Leader chose Pence to be his running mate. Not that there was anyone I liked in the running, but Pence just seems so much like a cookie-cutter cuckservative that I really started fearing that he was setting himself up for a Jew assassination.

A Jewsassination, so to speak.


But now I see that the Glorious Leader, in his infinite wisdom, has chosen wisely. When challenged by CNN Chief Rabbi Wolf Blitzer to call Eternal Hero David Duke deplorable, he refused.

No matter how many times Wolf cried “Little Boy!” Pence would not throw Dr. Duke into brain-damaged alcoholic lesbian Hillary’s deplorable basket.

He went on to slam Hillary for attacking racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and Islamophobic Americans. What a stand-up guy!


Republican vice presidential nominee Mike Pence blasted Hillary Clinton Monday for her comment referring to “half” of Donald Trump’s supporters as belonging to a “basket of deplorables.”

But Pence declined to categorize Trump backer — and white nationalist — David Duke as “deplorable.”

“I’m not in the name-calling business,” Pence told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, while at the same time repeating Trump’s disavowal of Duke’s support.

“We don’t want his support and we don’t want the support of the people who think like him,” he said.

Obviously, we don’t want Pence to say Trump wants Dr. Duke’s support. He’s going to get it anyway. We just want Pence to dog-whistle to us. And for a beginner, he is showing he can carry a tune. Wolf Blitzer’s head nearly imploded at Pence’s insistence that Duke, far from being deplorable, is in fact very very enplorable.

You see, David Duke is Kryptonite to Jews. He shoots truth rays from his mouth that render them completely helpless, even at long distances. In fact, the last time that Rabbi Wolf spoke to Dr. Duke, he could only tolerate the truth radiation for a matter of seconds before he demanded that the intercontinental satellite link be severed. By the way, you know how you say “truth ray” in Hebrew? Baggage (שיקסע). Look it up.

Clinton jumped on Pence’s response, tweeting: “If you won’t say the KKK is deplorable, you have no business running the country.”

Clinton later said she regretted using the word “half” to describe the percentage of Trump supporters she feels are racist, bigoted or xenophobic, but said she did not regret calling out Trump’s more unseemly supporters.

“Hillary Clinton did not apologize for insulting millions of people,” Pence told Blitzer on “The Situation Room,” calling her speech at a fundraiser “intentional” and “forthright.”

“Did she walk it back? She said she regretted saying half. So what was it — 40%?” Pence said.

Actually, internal data from the last U.S. Census obtained by the Daily Stormer via a Freedom of Information Act request show that the entire American population breaks down as follows:

Racial group Population (by percentage)
Non-deplorable whites 39
Deplorables 25
Hispanics* 16
Blacks 13
Asians 5
Jews 2
Don Lemon 0.00000003
*Includes Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Central Americans, Murders, Rapists, Drug smugglers, and, we assume, some good people.
Numbers may not add up to 100% because of Don Lemon

This is great news! Deplorable-Americans have overtaken Hispanics and blacks and are now the country’s fastest growing minority. In the accompanying report, the Census Bureau stated that the increase is not only due to formerly non-deplorable whites becoming deplorable in response to massive black crime, replacement level immigration, and insidious Jewing, but that the very definition of “deplorable” is being expanded to to include new subcategories, such as whites not wanting their little girls to share locker rooms with trannies.

Regarding the establishment of a totally new racial group for Don Lemon, a Bureau official said that “it just didn’t seem right to throw him in there with all those black people.”

Pence also said that both Clinton and Trump should release detailed medical information on their physical health, arguing that the disclosures are in the public interest.

“People are vying for the highest office in the land,” the Indiana governor said. “People have a right to know.”

“We wish Hillary Clinton well. We’re praying for a swift recovery. We want to see her back on the campaign trail,” he said. “We’ll leave it at that.”

We got more confirmation about Hillary’s rapidly deteriorating health last Friday while she made her “deplorables” speech. She specifically condemned racists, sexists, homophobes, xenophobes, and Islamophobes, but remarkably left out anti-Semites! After pumping six million billion shekels into her campaign, the least she could do was give the eternal victims a shout out.  This stark omission is further evidence of brain damage. While speculation that she has Parkinson’s is growing, my guess is that she probably contracted syphilis from that time she had sex with Bill. Either that or mad cow disease.

Trump and Pence have also caught fire for laudatory comments they’ve made about Vladimir Putin, the Russian leader who is widely denounced by US politicians of both parties. Both members of the GOP ticket have said that Putin is a stronger leader than Obama, but Pence said that the ticket is not naive about his Russian counterpart.

“Donald Trump and I know what we’re dealing with,” Pence said, heralding the businessman’s skills as a dealmaker. “But what you have in Donald Trump is someone who will take the world as it comes.”

So I guess some of these cuckservatives can change even after decades of hard cucking. He so far has not been an embarrassment to The Donald. And as long as he keeps heaping praise on Vladimir Putin and David Duke, he will no longer be Jewsassination bait.

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