February 15, 2019
“Love is love, you stupid goyim.”
I’ve written about this form of
insanity beautiful love before, but somehow I find this case far more disturbing.
I didn’t know why at first, but then I took a closer look at the zombie doll and realized that, unlike the Eiffel Tower and the car, in this case the poor thing is silently screaming for help.
A young woman has revealed that her ‘world is now complete’ after getting married to her zombie doll.
Felicity Kadlec, 20, said she tied the not with Kelli Rossi (the doll) who she says is 37 years old.
The ceremony cost £388 for a wedding dress for Felicity, a suit for Kelly and decorations for the wedding in Tiverton, Rhode Island. The wedding was attended by four humans and eight other dolls.
Just so we’re clear, the “20-year-old young woman” is the thing on the left:
Felicity, who now lives in Vinita, Oklahoma, claims that marrying Kelly has made her feel closer and more intimate with it.
Felicity said: ‘Our wedding ceremony was beautiful and perfect – exactly the way I dreamed it would have been.
‘I made sure that the whole wedding was done properly so it would be as official as possible, and we consummated the marriage afterwards.
Felicity was initially given Kelly by her late father after becoming obsessed with horror movies and zombie dolls.
She said: ‘I found Kelly on a creepy doll collection website and my dad bought her for me when I was 13.
‘It wasn’t until I was 16 years old that I started to get feelings for her, but it was something that I kept on trying to deny.
‘When my father died last year, I found myself becoming closer and finding comfort in Kelly, as she was someone that he had bought for me.
‘I finally allowed myself to be open with who I was and let my feelings come out and, despite not everyone agreeing with my love life, I have never felt happier.
‘When I started to feel more confident in my relationship, I knew I had to marry Kelly, but I waited until September as that’s the same month as our birthdays so I knew it would be extra special.’
People who lived less than a hundred years ago thought we’d be building cities on Mars right about now…
Not gonna happen.
She said: ‘I married Kelly but only because I accept her for who she is, I look past her bloody face and I don’t mind her not having a jaw.
‘Also her spirit and personality traits made me know that she was the one for me and that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her.
‘To me, she is perfect, and I can feel that she loves me very deeply and I can sense her happiness since we have married.
‘Just seeing her at the altar when I walked down the aisle was amazing, and to me she looked beautiful.
‘I am intimate with Kelly – I caress her and feel safe with her, and I feel a genuine connection when I’m having an intimate moment with her.’
What else is there to say except HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!