Hopefully this gets them out of the EU.

What are they going to do? Put people in camps?

Hobby Lobby did mass firings after they were forced to close.

We shouldn't forget who did this. 

Why hoax this bullshit when you've got Coronavirus to hoax people with?

The government thinks it is playing Rimworld with our entire society. 

Is it all over? For good?

Pretty anti-Semitic to say this is "unethical." It's an age-old trope that Jews are unethical.

I'll believe it when I see it.

"I survived Coronavirus and all I got was $1,200." 

I don't really see how it can survive this.

Poor dears.

Coronavirus has caused whatever was holding the remnants of sanity together to snap.

Suggestions on what to buy with your Trumpbux.

Bro it's not happening.

They are making an example of Jones.

Coronavirus Doom Cultists are spinning stupid narratives.

I am just baffled. 

We are approaching some kind of paranoid hysteria singularity where the question "but does this make sense?" no longer makes any sense. 

He is absolutely humiliated.

The "Famous People Flattener" strikes again!

Not a big news story! Strange!

Standard female humor for you.

We are headed towards zero fertility.

Just a private company collecting all your photos to track your behavior. It's to help you.

Finally.

Maybe we should go into pods like in the Matrix to prevent the possibility of death?

This is mass hysteria and it is the cure that is going to kill you.

Oh, what could have been.

It is an immediate problem.

See ya later, kike!

The dumber this hoax gets, the more I agree with Alex Jones. 

G O O D

GIMMIE DAT MONEY!

#FreeChoJubin

What is different about America???

These people are sick.

We're gonna make it after all. 

Whine harder, you weird bitch.

Just die already! Dumb bitch!

Jews actually are spreading the virus though.

Just trust the Jews, goyim. They're God's chosen people.

Come on. This is retarded.

We are living in a completely non-functional society, and the first stress-test in decades has shown just how bad things really are. 

I think this hoax was foisted on the people because the US Government is protecting its facial recognition cameras.

Is there any possible situation in which a Jew will not whine and make demands? 

Keep spamming videos of people eating dogs, I guess. 

They just simply will not stop. 

It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.

Trump can't even do anything because the media has a gun to his back.

These rat bastards...

You know what's not canceled? The release of Doom Eternal.

NOW NOW NOW.

Give me my money.

If all abortion is "essential," then shouldn't all babies be aborted? 

This virus is a hoax.

So he is going to dip out and leave white male America to deal with the precedent he set. Wow.

Iran is right!

This is all of the stuff that Alex Jones warned us about 20 years ago coming to the fore. 

Come on Rand, buddy - we're gonna make it through this!

What is actually the point of any of this? 

We'd just better get that money.

Yes, you can be sent to prison for jokes on the internet. Do not act like a retard.

You are literally more likely to get attacked by an alligator than you are to die from Coronavirus. 

We don't have any choice.

I don't think it's happening.

Because of a sad video.

I don't trust them.

WHO EVEN CARES? JUST LET THEM DIE

God Bless You, Kenny Rogers. May you soar where eagles dare.

It's a hoax!

Trump QAnon outreach is boring so far.

It's not anyone's fault but the dinks.

Whining is never a good deflection strategy. I should be called in to deal with this crisis.

Almost everything in this episode is filler.

She can't keep getting away with it.

I endorse this message.

But will it be good for the economy?

This is democracy for you - you deserve this because you voted for him.

How many coincidences are there involving the Coronavirus so far? 

Sayonara, friends.

This could well be the Coronavirus endgame.

Is this a conspiracy or what?

If you don't want to slut-shame, then you're going to get a lot of sluts.

It's a time when it is very dangerous to be famous, because this disease apparently only affects famous people.

"Nigga just stop killin niggas fo like a month, nigga!"

This is the dawn of a new age.

Unlike the West, China decided to fix the problem.

They can't burn the bodies fast enough! Anti-Semitism!

This is retarded and I hate it.

This is redpilled.

This is clearly a form of rape.

Jay Electronica is basically the black Mel Gibson.

Maybe Alex Jones was right?

Thank you, Coronachan. 

Corona murdered Bernie's campaign!

I think this is reason enough to start taking the virus a lot more seriously. 

Hey guys - can white countries keep their borders when this is finished? Will that be allowed or nah?

Okay, this is epic. I haven't seen libs owned like this since Nixon.

People like Joe Biden because he is so alpha.

Nancy Pelosi is a Jewish shill.

This is it, folks.

Ok schizo.

Please, please, please don't go around talking about "good sex." And don't let her "be on top" man. You're not gay!

It's human rights to let the Jew media control your country.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Who the hell even knows what's going on anymore? 

This is evil.

What's all this here?

Is it even happening? Or what?

It's ogre.

Why are they allowed to have this money?

Have I got a doozy for you, lad.

It's a good thing bitcoin is still - oh. Yeah, nevermind.

What choice is there?

This is a really fascinating story.

These pesky Russian hackers are such a nuisance.

This is what happens when you allow women to have power in your society.

Second head of state to get the virus! Weird!

You have to have a national lockdown if you want to stop this virus.

Is this the end of the endless Israeli elections?

Zzzzzzzzz.

They will always put women's issues first. And where does that put them?

Imagine waiting in line for 10 hours to get inside this tank of doom.

This toothpaste is your ticket to health.

Interesting thinking.

I am a strong believer that this virus is already completely out of control and spreading. 

We are all infected.

He was wielding an axe, a machete AND a crowbar! This mf is badass!

That will forever mark the neo-Nazi movement. 

How dare Trump murder this beaness by building that fence so high? 

We'll keep you updated on this situation - and I wouldn't expect any other news site to be doing that. 

The killing has already begun.

Just show some self control, lads. There is no need to go full-cult member.

I want free money from the government and I want it immediately. 

The whole concept of him announcing a test is really dumb. 

Trump is just trying to look like he's doing something. 

I don't know how much of this is going to end up being "too little, too late." 

Dear teenagers: This the most important thing you will ever read.

A Tulsi movement would be very good for America.