March 8, 2020
If there is one thing that Australians love, it’s toilet paper.
They just can’t get enough of it.
Women fight in an Australian supermarket over toilet paper. Fears over the coronavirus are causing Australians to panic and stock-up on basic supplies. pic.twitter.com/p8gYBQLWEA
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) March 7, 2020
Australians really are a bunch of savages.
Are they planning to catch the flu with their anus?😧 pic.twitter.com/xuiHiiIwNk
— Bubette Salam (@BubetteS) March 7, 2020
Imagine using toilet paper in 2020, given all that we know about how disgusting it is to rub poop all over your butt instead of cleaning your butthole like a civilized creature.
Get woke, get civilized, clean your asshole like a civilized person.
Besides being actually hygienic and civilized, that hose will save you hundreds of dollars a year.
And what about the warming globe?
Why is Greta not even on this?