As Notorious RBG is Put to Rest, We Need to Choose a New Cool Youth Icon for the Democrat Party

I managed to score tickets to two shows on the Notorious RBG funeral tour 2020. The only problem I got is which t-shirt to wear. 

Ruth Bader Ginsburg wasn’t simply a Jew woman who overcame the odds and took control of the American legal system to implement the legalization of slaughtering infants.

She was something more.

She was EPIC.

All of the coolest people thought she was really hip, and that’s why everyone called her the Notorious RBG, which is a reference to the Notorious BIG, a rapper from the 1990s who is really popular with kids these days.

In the tradition of John McCain, I hope she has an endless series of EPIC funerals, so all of the fashionable people can go there and hang out and kick it to some dank beats.


Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will lie in repose at the Supreme Court on Wednesday and Thursday so that members of the public can pay their respects, the court announced on Monday.

The casket will arrive in front of the Supreme Court just before 9:30 a.m. ET Wednesday and a private ceremony with family, close friends and the justices will take place in the Great Hall at the court. Following the ceremony, the casket will be moved under the portico at the top of the building’s front steps.

Former law clerks will serve as honorary pallbearers, lining the steps as the casket arrives.

Ginsburg will then lie in state in National Statuary Hall in the United States Capitol on Friday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced Monday. A private interment will be held next week at Arlington National Cemetery.

Put her to rest?

Just like that?

She needs a series of funerals.

This needs to be like the Grateful Dead’s 77 tour.

Man, that was out there, man.

The Dead in 77?

But I’ll tell you, as cool as the Dead were, they’ve got nothing on Notorious RBG, who legalized pulling the body of a fully developed infant out of the womb and then severing his spine with scissors.

Sorry, Jerry – you had some great songs, but you’ll never be that cool. Because the coolest thing of all is women’s rights AKA severing the spinal cord of an infant.

Can’t nobody touch the Notorious RBG.

Also, now that Notorious is dead, it’s time to choose a new “coolest cat” in the Democrat Party for all the young people to look up to.

I’m thinking we should go with “Snoop Doggy Schumer.” He’s already one of the biggest sex symbols in America and just has an air of coolness about him. He’s really as icy as the ice on his fingers.

“Snoop Doggy Schumer is ridin’ dirty with cash for Israel in his trunk. If you ain’t careful, he’ll roll up on yo’ ass and pop u fulla medicare programs to stop global warming.”

Or we can maybe go with “Lil Nancy.”

“Men want her – women want to be her. She’s Lil Nancy, and she fights for democracy while she’s doing back up dancing for the newest Cardi B song, ‘Wet Ass Pussy.'”

Whichever we go with, we just need to make sure there is a cool and trendy Democrat politician for the kids to look up to and get inspiration from like they got all that inspiration from Notorious.


This song was written for the Notorious BIG when he died.

A much more important Notorious died, but I want to dedicate this song to her. It’s really popular with young people.