March 12, 2019
Felines keep showing us the right way to treat women. This time, a whore jumped a fence to take a selfie with a jaguar at an Arizona zoo, and got THOT-patrolled by it.
Unfortunately, she survived, but at least there’s a funny video of her in shock and screaming in pain right after the incident.
#BREAKING: Rural Metro has responded to a report of a woman getting attacked by a jaguar at Wildlife World Zoo.
Courtesy: Adam Wilkerson pic.twitter.com/PMUFL5BWUy
— FOX 10 Phoenix (@FOX10Phoenix) March 10, 2019
Is she in pain or…?
The animal only managed to get a hold of her arm for a short time, so the wound was not life-threatening.
Still, even though the attack was obviously the fault of the woman, zoo officials had to come out and say that the animal won’t be euthanized.
Imagine people actually expecting the jaguar to be euthanized for acting like a jaguar.
A jaguar won’t be punished for a woman whose selfie went horribly wrong.
The jaguar that attacked an Arizona woman — who jumped a barrier to snap a selfie with the feline — will not be euthanized, zoo officials said Sunday.
Wildlife World Zoo officials told social media users the jaguar “won’t be put down” after a woman in her 30s suffered injuries to her arm following the Saturday incident. The woman jumped a barrier at the Litchfield Park zoo and reached out to take a selfie when the big cat dug her claws into the visitor’s hand.
“We can promise you nothing will happen to our jaguar. She’s a wild animal and there were proper barriers in place to keep our guests safe- not a wild animals fault when barriers are crossed. Still sending prayers to her and her family,” Wildlife World Zoo officials tweeted Sunday.
Pretty misogynistic for the Wildlife World Zoo officials to come out and say that. Are they suggesting this is somehow the fault of the woman?
Women are never to blame. This is 2019 now. We’re not in the 1800s anymore.
Adam Wilkerson, who was at the zoo on Saturday, told FOX10 he heard the woman scream for help.
“I hear this young girl screaming, ‘Help, help, help,’ and without thinking, I just run over there. I see another girl with her up against the cage of the jaguar and the jaguar has clasped its claws outside of the cage around her hand and into her flesh,” Wilkerson told the news station.
Wilkerson said his mother threw a water bottle into the cage to distract the jaguar just enough for her to let go of the woman’s arm.
“The jaguar lets go of the girl somewhat because the claw catches on just her sweater. At that moment, I grabbed the girl around the torso and pulled her away from the cage and it unlatches from her claw,” he recalled. “The jaguar just goes after the bottle.”
The selfie whore could have lost her hand or her arm but she was lucky enough there were people around close enough to help her in time.
This whole incident won’t make her hate jaguars though. On the contrary, it will make her love and respect felines even more, because if there’s one thing that front-holes love, it’s to be violently put in their place. She will probably masturbate to the memory of this attack for years, thinking of how a big, powerful and beautiful cat almost took her arm without breaking a sweat when she tried to ridicule it by getting up close and taking a selfie with it.
That’s what women want, really.
They want to put the superiority of superior beings to the test so those superior beings remind them of their inferiority. They need to know that there are superior beings to keep despair away.
If there were nothing better than them, they’d be living in Hell.