December 15, 2019
Jeremy Corbyn should be apologizing.
He was the last man with the capability to finally realize the dreams of the entire world and start masturbating Jews to death on an industrial scale, and he choked.
He’s a choker.
Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn apologized Sunday for this party’s crushing defeat in the British general election but defended his campaign, which failed to resonate with the party’s working-class base, as “one of hope rather than fear.”
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Conservative Party won 365 of the 650 seats in the House of Commons in Thursday’s landslide election. Labour took 203 seats, its worst total since 1935.
Corbyn, 70, has pledged to stand down as the decimated party’s leader and the maneuvering to replace him has begun.
“I’m sorry that we came up short and I take my responsibility for it,” Corbyn wrote in a letter published in the left-leaning Sunday Mirror newspaper.
But he also said his party’s ambitious, big-spending policy platform was popular and blamed the British media for its portrayal of Labour. Corbyn was widely criticized for his perceived tolerance of anti-Semitism in his inner circle.
He was widely criticized BY JEWS for that – everyone else was criticizing him for not releasing a comprehensive enough plan as to how he would actually masturbate all these Jews to death.
We know that Jews claim to have been masturbated to death by Adolf Hitler.
But we never gave in, not really; there was that one time just before liberation but other than that we were strong. We would see the boys they put on those masturbating machines just drop, just die, right there in front of us. The absolute cruelty was beyond our belief.
–Stolen Soul, Bernard Holstein, p. 177
However, we also know that the biggest threat to the Nazi agenda to masturbate these Jews into oblivion was traitorous WOLVES who harbored Jews in caves and brought them food.
I opened my eyes; the wolves were back, coming in through the entrance to the cave. One went straight to the cubs; she had something in her mouth. The other came towards us, growling softly, until he was directly in front of us. We cowered back into one another. Suddenly with an almighty heave, the wolf vomited. I stared in horror, recoiling.
“I think he wants us to eat that,” said Erhardt.
“What! Are you nuts?” exclaimed Mikhail. “Are you going to eat that slime?” he turned to me.
“I don’t know, I am so hungry.”
“Yeuch!” I reached over and picked up a bit. It was slimy but not foul or smelly. I put it in my mouth.
Well?” asked Erhardt.
“It’s fine, it doesn’t have a different taste to anything really. Try it. At least it’s food.”
“How can this happen?” wondered Erhardt as he took a mouthful. “Do you think that God has provided this for us?”
“Mikhail, try it. It’s not bad at all. It’s not even sandy even though the wolf vomited it up on the sand.”
Gingerly, he reached out and ate what the wolf had deposited for us.
“What has God got in store for us?” asked Erhardt suddenly, “is he saving us for something special or just looking out for us?
-Stolen Soul, Bernard Holstein, p. 132-133
Corbyn’s platform included a whole lot about masturbation machines, with his rallies featuring signs that read “Jack the Kikes – Coom War Now!”, but not once did he address how he would prevent wolves from harboring and feeding these Jews.
And that’s why Labour suffered their biggest defeat since 1935, and districts which had voted Labour for nearly a century turned and voted for Boris Johnson.
It had absolutely nothing to do with Brexit or any of these other issues. It was solely due to Corbyn’s seemingly complete and total inability to present a clear plan on how he would prevent wolves from thwarting his comprehensive multi-billion pound plan to masturbate all of the Jews to death.
To put it simply: he choked.
And a choker is never a winner.
As the jockeying is taking place to find a new leader for the Labour Party, the number one question that contestants need to be grilled on is this: how will you deal with traitorous wolves who want to prevent you from masturbating Jews to death?