Analution: Evangelical Adoption Agency Will Auction Off Kids to Faggots to Rape

You say you want an analution, well you know – we all want to suck a dick.

You tell me that it’s molestation, well you know – we all want to suck a dick.

But when you talk about anal fisting, oh – don’t you know that’s for 12 and up!


Bethany Christian Services, one of the U.S.’s largest adoption and foster agencies, said Monday it will begin offering services to LGBTQ parents nationwide, effective immediately, the New York Times reports.

Why it matters: It’s a major shift for the 77-year-old evangelical organization which has traditionally referred LGBTQ parents to other agencies. The change comes as cities and states increasingly require agencies to work with LGBTQ parents at the risk of losing government contracts.

What they’re saying: “We will now offer services with the love and compassion of Jesus to the many types of families who exist in our world today,” Chris Palusky, the organization’s president and chief executive wrote in an email per NYT. “We’re taking an ‘all hands on deck’ approach where all are welcome.”

The big picture: Over 20% of same-sex couples with children have an adopted child, compared to 3% of straight couples, according to a 2016 report from the Williams Institute at UCLA School of Law.

So, uh.


I mean – everyone understands what’s going on with the whole “gay adoption” thing. It’s not some mystery. Even the liberals know.

They tend to adopt boys.

Even Before the Faggots, Adoption was a Sickening Practice

Adoption in general is a big scam. International adoption – which is what most of these evangelical organizations focus on – literally involves buying children from the third world and selling them at over-inflated prices to American women.

Cambodia, which is a relatively poor country, banned all these organizations after they were repeatedly caught buying children with cash. They do this all over the world.

There’s a book about it called “The Child Catchers: Rescue, Trafficking and the New Gospel of Adoption.”

That book is not openly against adoption, it’s just against the practices of trafficking these agencies universally engage in, but there are other problems with adoption as a concept. Even outside of racial issues, which are obviously a big deal, if for some reason the mother is dead or insane (or some other very specific reason), children should be raised by their grandparents or an aunt and uncle. Or a cousin. Or whatever. There are serious problems with any stranger adoption, because of the way genetics and kinship work (I recently wrote about that).

If children don’t have some relative to raise them, they should be put in orphanages. That is better for the kids, and removes this sick incentive for child trafficking.

Everyone knows horror stories of adoption and foster parenting. It’s the step-father situation on steroids. When the kid rebels – as all kids do, and as adopted kids do much more – what is the incentive? Where is the authority?

I’ve written about this before:

If you’re going to traffic children, why not sell them to faggots?

Evangelical Christianity is the Worst Disaster in the History of Western Civilization

As far as evangelical Christianity – this has always been a way to insert Jewish, communist type values into Christianity.

There is an evangelical mega “church” where I’m from in Columbus, Ohio that is literally run by “Jews for Jesus.” It’s the biggest church in the city. It’s called “The Vineyard Fellowship.”

It’s spread out to Michigan now, through a franchising scheme, and all the way back in 2014, one of the franchises was among the first churches in America to support faggot anal marriage.

I’m sure there are good people in evangelicalism, but they haven’t followed the Bible for a very long time. It all stems from the Scofield Bible, which was funded by Jews to say that Jews are “God’s Chosen People™,” and it was promoted by televangelists, many of whom were getting money directly from Israel.

Here’s the deal:

You can’t say “I believe in no sex before marriage and also, women should go to college and not get married until they’re thirty,” because whatever follows that is going to be lies. Biology exists, and regardless of what Bill Gates may tell you, it is a hard science, just like physics. You can’t deny the basics of human reproduction for ideological purposes any more than you can fly because you don’t believe in gravity.

Related: The Road to Zero Fertility

You cannot build truth out of a lie. There is no way to support women’s education and women in the workplace and support the family. If you do not support the family, you are not a Christian.

Allowing women control was the first sin ever on earth. The bitch was taking advice from a talking snake, which is the first thing any woman will do if you let her out of your sight.

It was also the first sin of the modern church.

If Christianity would have held the line on feminism, none of what is happening right now would be happening. We would all live in happy families, and children would be safe – they wouldn’t be auctioned off to faggots by people claiming to represent Christ.

After feminism was entered into Christianity – and yes, by feminism I mean “any doctrine which says it is appropriate for a woman over nineteen years of age to be unmarried” – it was a straight shot to “we can just sell these kids to homosexuals.”

If it makes you feel any better, Billy Graham is in hell.