October 11, 2019
Fox News is getting more anal by the minute, but not anal enough for the ultimate ass-fucker Shepard Smith!
Smith wants maximum anal and he wants it NOW.
“The anus is always tighter on the other side of the age of consent,” eh Shep?
Shepard Smith, the chief news anchor of Fox News whose reporting often drew the ire of President Trump, said on Friday that he was leaving the cable news network after 23 years, an abrupt move that left some of his co-workers openly stunned.
“Recently, I asked the company to allow me to leave Fox News,” Mr. Smith told viewers at the close of his regular broadcast. “After requesting that I stay, they obliged.”
A fixture of Fox News, Mr. Smith joined the network as a correspondent at its start in 1996 and became one of its most visible journalists. He is leaving in the middle of his current contract, a rarity in the cutthroat television business, and he told viewers on Friday that under his exit agreement, “I won’t be reporting elsewhere at least in the near future.”
He might not be reporting elsewhere, but you know what he will be doing elsewhere?
Fucking men up the ass and spreading deadly diseases across America.
This is simply unacceptable.
We need to OUTLAW ASSFUCKING and we need to do it quickly.
We are buried in diseases, and there are new ones coming in.
If that little retard bitch Greta wants to freak the hell out about something, she can freak the hell out about this, because we do not have cures for all of the new diseases these anal freaks are spreading…!
You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your diseased buttholes. And yet I’m one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire immune systems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is the anuses and fairy tales of 10-year-old boys. How dare you!
For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to lie and claim that AIDS is not a gay disease, when you all know it’s GRIDS. How dare you!
In order to stop a global super gonorrhea crisis that will spin out of control and lead to a chain reaction, we need to reduce assfucking to net zero in 12 years.
How dare you?
You’ve stolen my childhood!