Anal Pope to Get Vaccine, Says It’s Morally Good

The Pope has requested that the vaccine be “shoved up his ass” because he “loves things being shoved into his ass.”


Pope Francis said on Saturday he planned to be vaccinated against COVID-19 as early as next week and urged everyone to get a shot, to protect not only their own lives but those of others.

“I believe that ethically everyone should take the vaccine,” the Pope said in an interview with TV station Canale 5. “It is an ethical choice because you are gambling with your health, with your life, but you are also gambling with the lives of others.”

Vatican City, the smallest independent county in the world, home to about 450 people including Pope Francis, has said it will shortly launch its own vaccination campaign against the coronavirus.

“Next week,” the Pope said, “we will start doing it here, in the Vatican, and I have booked myself in. It must be done.”

Pope Francis, 84, had part of one lung removed during an illness when he was a young man in his native Argentina, making him potentially vulnerable to the disease.

Somehow, I doubt that the Pope is going to be getting the vaccine that the goyim are getting.

By the way, there is probably the flesh of aborted infants in this vaccine (it’s not clear) – but the Pope has already said that he supports the cannibalistic practice of being injected with the flesh of dead infants.