May 25, 2018
Finally, some good news. We may get nuclear armageddon after all.
The security of the US’ nuclear arsenal once lay in the hands of a few young men warped on hallucinogenic drugs. Records obtained by AP show that troops at a high-security nuke base in Wyoming bought, distributed, and used LSD.
After an airman made a social media post of himself smoking a joint, Air Force investigators were on the case, and eventually disciplined 14 airmen, convicting six of LSD use, distribution, or both.
“Although this sounds like something from a movie, it isn’t,” said Captain Charles Grimsley, one of the lead prosecutors.
Captain Grimsley sounds like a buzzkill tbh.
The men were part of the 90th Missile Wing, and were stationed at F.E. Warren Air Force Base, just outside Cheyenne, Wyoming. The wing operates one-third of the 400 Minuteman 3 nuclear missiles that sit ready and waiting for war in silos scattered across the US’ empty Great Plains region.
When they weren’t safeguarding the US’ most powerful weapons, the men would gather to take LSD, cocaine, and ecstasy, sometimes on base.
The leader of the gang, Airman 1st Class Nickolos Harris, told the military court that he sourced LSD from civilian contacts, before distributing it to his fellow airmen at parties in 2015 and 2016.
LSD, short for lysergic acid diethylamide, has been a popular hallucinogen since it was first synthesized by Swiss chemist Dr. Albert Hoffman in 1938. The airmen would consume a small drop of the liquid on a piece of blotter paper, enough to alter their consciousness for hours on end.
“I absolutely just loved altering my mind,” said Harris. The court heard how Harris and his friends gathered to watch YouTube videos, “then went longboarding on the streets of Denver while high on LSD.”
Pretty cool tbh.
“Minutes felt like hours, colors seemed more vibrant and clear,” another testified. “In general, I felt more alive.”
Drugs can go one way or the other.
They can expand your mind enough to understand that interdimensional Jews are raping kids through time-portals.
Or you just become a nigger-loving degenerate.
So idk, we’ll see if these guys pull the trigger or not before I cast judgment on them.
Let’s hope they get a really good high going next time, set sites on Tel Aviv and Washington, and smash dat button.