November 24, 2017
Hey, sometimes, it gets confusing.
With the power and authority base of the Islamic state destroyed, the local branches are settling back into their primitive desert nomad ways: slaughtering each other indiscriminately.
After all, when they can’t behead infidels anymore, it’s not like Moslems’ll just stop beheading. The beheadings must go on, as they say. So now they’re beheading each other, in keeping with the precept of Islam: thou shalt behead.
Hopefully, they’ll just keep this up until they’re all gone and we can finally know peace.
Islamic State beheaded 15 of its own fighters due to infighting in Afghanistan’s eastern province of Nangarhar, officials said, while a separate suicide attack on Thursday tore into a crowd in the provincial capital, Jalalabad, killing at least eight.
Anonymous sources confirm the infighting was due to a dispute over one of the fighter’s goats losing it’s virginity before marriage, thus incurring Allah’s wrath.
Women are for babies, goats are for pleasure.
Ok, full disclosure, I don’t have any sources on that. But I’m still pretty sure that’s what happened.
The two incidents underline the insecurity and lawlessness across Afghanistan, where thousands of civilians have been killed or wounded this year amid unrelenting violence involving militant groups including Islamic State and the Taliban.
In a bloody day for the province, a suicide bomber blew himself up, killing at least eight people at a meeting of supporters of a police commander who was sacked for illegal land grabbing.
There was no claim of responsibility and no immediate indication of who was behind the attack on the crowd in Jalalabad, which had gathered to demand the reinstatement of the commander, who survived the attack.
A spokesman for the Jalalabad hospital confirmed eight people had been killed and 15 wounded.
Do these people even have an ideology beyond “blow stuff up lol?”
I think the Jihadist’s main demand is to ensure his right to express his feelings by beheading people and blowing stuff up, which even sandmonkey governments try to keep a lid on. Telling Moslems not to do terrorism non-stop is basically cucking in their minds – a disgusting rejection of their ancestral ways.
I, for one, support the Moslem’s right to live according to their folkways, including molesting goats, pulling exploding pranks on each other and cutting each other’s bodyparts for minor infractions.
As long as they stay the hell away from us.