March 5, 2020
Because of the blacks, Bernie Sanders has lost his bid for the presidential nomination. This means that we will not have communism, and the millennials who got ripped off by college loans will have to remain slaves forever.
Bernie supporters are having a very hard time figuring out how to deal with this malarkey, and I thought I would offer a little bit of advice.
Option number one is to learn to love capitalism.
But seeing as how Bernie supporters are all white, that is probably going to be difficult. Being a white capitalist is a bit like being a white rapper – even if you’re good at it, people are still going to hate you.
Option number two is to use this graph and figure out where your veins are.
And take the hero’s way out.
Everyone on Twitter will respect your great sacrifice.
Just make sure to leave a note blaming black people for your decision.
All they had to do was scroll down…