Accurate Facts: Vladimir Putin Used Sexy Translator to Dazzle Donald Trump

Just how deep does the bear hole go?


Russian President Vladimir Putin brought an attractive female translator to a meeting with Donald Trump at the G20 Summit in Osaka in 2019 as a way to distract his American counterpart, a former White House aide has claimed.

In her not-yet-published memoirs, Stephanie Grisham claims that Fiona Hill, former Senior Director for Europe and Russia of the National Security Council, observed Putin’s subtle attempt to throw Trump off guard.

As the meeting began, Fiona Hill leaned over and asked me if I had noticed Putin’s translator, who was a very attractive brunette woman with long hair, a pretty face, and a wonderful figure,” Grisham writes, according to an excerpt published in The New York Times. “She proceeded to tell me that she suspected the woman had been selected by Putin specifically to distract our president.”

Russian media later identified the translator at that meeting as Foreign Ministry’s Daria Boyarskaya. Her photos have been published by many outlets worldwide after the publication of the bizarre theory.

Trump’s relationship with Putin was the subject of hysteria throughout the former US president’s term as leader, especially as American intelligence agencies concluded that Moscow had launched a campaign to help Trump win the 2016 election.

Osaka played host to one of just a handful of meetings between the two leaders. At the summit, the two leaders joked about election meddling and fake news, with Trump suggesting that they should “get rid” of journalists.

In her book, Grisham also claimed that Trump told Putin that he would have to “act a little tougher” in front of the cameras, while being more cordial behind the scenes.

The book also claims that Trump then got a raging boner because of the translator’s perfect figure and then the translator started jacking him off. She then asked him if he would rather ejaculate on her breasts or face, and Trump replied that he would prefer to urinate on the bed instead. Meanwhile Putin filmed it so he could post it on the dark web.

No, I’m joking – but it might as well say that.

This is ridiculous.

Seriously – what even is this?

What it is is this: this stuff has to keep getting dumber, because they have to keep talking about Trump, and they can’t publish stuff that is less scandalous than what they previously published, so they must go “more scandalous.”

Don’t be shocked when they come out with more pornographic material.