March 9, 2020
The latest CNN poll of Democratic voters nationwide has Joe Biden at 52% and Bernie Sanders at 36%.
This fits in with our official prediction that Joe Biden is now the presumptive nominee and the race is basically over. That is to say: the days of malarkey are finished.
Obviously, 52 plus 36 is only 88, and that is because Elizabeth Warren was still polling even though she had dropped out. Also, Tulsi Gabbard is still in the race, technically.
The great news is that we are pretty much certainly all going to be dead before November, and there cannot be even an ounce of malarkey on a barren wasteland planet full of piles of corpses.
Interestingly, however, if we’re not all dead by November, Donald Trump is going to have a difficult time winning an election because we are going to be in the biggest global recession in all of human history.
But what can anyone do?
Decisions were made before we were born, and all we can do is deal with the consequences as best we are able.
When you realize that you unironically want billions of people to die, and you don’t feel good about it, nor bad about it, then you are getting much closer to a state of enlightenment.
Jesus will forgive us.
We rode this thing until the wheels came off, and we can’t keep rolling no more.
Time to saddle up, lads.
We ride at dawn for the Golden City and the Land Beyond the Hills.