March 25, 2020
MONEY MONEY MONEY!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
The White House and Senate leaders struck a major deal early Wednesday morning over a $2-trillion package to provide a jolt to an economy struggling amid the coronavirus pandemic, capping days of marathon negotiations that produced one of the most expensive and far-reaching measures in the history of Congress.
“Ladies and gentleman, we are done,” White House legislative affairs director Eric Ueland said right before 1 a.m. after leaving Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s office following negotiations that have gone around the clock since last Friday. “We have a deal.”
McConnell formally announced the agreement on the Senate floor, saying, “At last, we have a deal. After days of intense discussions, the Senate has reached a bipartisan agreement on a historic relief package for this pandemic.”
The majority leader described it as “a war-time level of investment for our nation,” and said that the Senate would move to pass it later in the day on Wednesday. The Senate will re-convene at noon. An exact time has not yet been set for the vote.
The full details have yet to be released. But over the last 24 hours, the elements of the proposal have come into sharper focus, with $250 billion set aside for direct payments to individuals and families, $350 billion in small business loans, $250 billion in unemployment insurance benefits and $500 billion in loans for distressed companies.
The package, if it passes Congress, would be the most significant legislative action taken to address the rapidly intensifying coronavirus crisis, which is overwhelming hospitals and grinding much of the economy to a halt.
Schumer called it “the largest rescue package in American history,” in remarks on the Senate floor in the early hours of Wednesday morning. “This is not a moment of celebration — but of necessity,” he said.
Maybe $1200 free is not a moment of celebration for you, kike – but it sure as hell is for most of us.
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
G U C C I L O A F E R S !
And a Nintendo Switch!
I still don’t have one!
I will in a few days!
IN A FEW DAYS, I WILL BE SITTING ON MY PLASTIC CHAIR PLAYING NINTENDO SWITCH IN NOTHING BUT GUCCI LOAFERS BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!
The plan will deliver a massive infusion of financial aid into a struggling economy hard hit by job loss, with provisions to help impacted American workers and families as well as small businesses and major industries including airlines.
Under the plan as it was being negotiated, individuals who earn $75,000 in adjusted gross income or less would get direct payments of $1,200 each, with married couples earning up to $150,000 receiving $2,400 — and an additional $500 per each child. The payment would scale down by income, phasing out entirely at $99,000 for singles and $198,000 for couples without children.
This is just the deal and it hasn’t been voted on yet.
It will probably contain all of that kook “Green New Deal” communism that the Democrats were demanding. I don’t think they would have agreed to the deal if the Republicans hadn’t agreed to their deal.
All of the Democrats constitutes are either:
- Brown and black people already getting free money from the government
Their refusal to give us $1200 didn’t affect their own base, so they never would have gone along with this unless they were getting something, because blocking white Americans from getting free money was good for them.
Of course, that Green New Deal stuff doesn’t really matter at this point, because if the Coronavirus has done anything, it has demonstrated that the US is structurally, socially, and morally unprepared for the 21st century, and its government will inevitably collapse completely in the relatively near future.
So, print a bunch of money and flush it down the drain trying to change the weather. It makes literally no difference at this point.
What makes a difference is if Donald Trump ensures that you personally have enough money to buy video games as you wait for the country to collapse into itself so we can all finally throw up our hands and hail the Chinese liberators who will inevitably free us from our Jewish shackles.
It’s going to be a long few years, but the Jews are going to use our military in a war against the Chinese, and we are going to lose that war. And then we will be involved in a great restructuring, as we prepare to spend a few centuries as a part of a Chinese Empire.
Just remember this: no Chinaman ever called you “goy.”