January 25, 2020
Women will poop in your parking lot if they think they can get away with it, just like they’ll poop anywhere else if they think they can get away with it.
You can’t trust them.
A Massachusetts woman accused of defecating in the parking lot of a local Natick store for months was arrested Wednesday after she was caught in the act, reports say.
Andrea Grocer, 51, was charged with eight counts of wanton destruction property after a Natick police officer said he saw her defecating outside the Natick Outdoor Store around 7 a.m., WYCN reported.
Police were first alerted to the serial pooper in December when Henry Kanner, the store’s owner, reported human feces there on eight separate occasions since October.
Police began investigating, initially believing it might be an animal, but then found “toilet paper and other wipes,” Natick Police Department spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi told The Metrowest Daily News.
An officer was patrolling the parking lot Wednesday when he spotted Grocer waiting for the lot to clear, opening the driver’s side door of her Lincoln MKX and defecating out the door, WYCN reported.
Right out the door of her Lincoln!
Many such cases.
Grocer was pulled over after driving off and told police that she was on her way to a home up the street where she worked as a nanny, but stopped because she has irritable bowel syndrome, according to the arrest report.
Her employer told police, however, that Grocer had access to their restroom. This, coupled with the length of time that passed with Grocer in the lot, led to her arrest.
“I’m so happy they arrested her,” Kanner told Metrowest. “I have no idea who she is. This has been ongoing. She has defecated quite often over here. There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your parking lot in the morning and seeing a pile of human excrement.”
Well, it would probably be more disgusting to drive in and see the woman doing the pooping than it would be to find the poop.
But apparently, this woman kept a tight schedule for her poops and made sure she timed them just right to avoid detection.
This is yet one more reason that women should not be let out of the house without supervision: they will poop ANYWHERE with no respect for the people who find this poop.
Women only understand the law of the jungle which says “poop where thou wilt.”
Men have allowed women to go crazy with their poops. Male-run advertising companies support this agenda.
For example, following the arrest of this Massachusetts pooper, Lincoln is advertising the MKX as “the perfect poop mobile.”
For most women, this form of advertisement is irresistible, and most women think of nothing other than where they are going to take their next hostile, steaming poop.
Woman can’t help themselves – they are driven to aggressive pooping. We don’t even know why they do it. They don’t even seem to know why they do it. But it really only makes sense to hold their husbands and/or fathers responsible for these acts, as they’re the ones that can control the woman’s movement and thus control the radius of her pooping territory.
Because understand this: recidivism is very high among serial poopers. Women arrested for serial pooping will always begin anew whenever they are released. I wouldn’t be surprised if this woman poops right in the parking lot of the jail on her way out.