April 25, 2017
So, while it seems like the entire Trump agenda is on REAL U-TURN HOURS, some people in his administration might not yet have received the memo and are going forward with the removal of third-world savages.
Hopefully they can low-key deport a few million before anyone notices.
Homeland Security John Kelly will soon decide whether to send home roughly 50,000 Haitians who have been living in the United States on temporary visas since 2010.
The foreign citizens will be required to go back home if Kelly agrees with an internal recommendation against renewing the Haitians’ temporary visas by their expiration date of July 22, according to USA Today.
Have these people ever met Haitians? They’re legitimately even more stupid and useless than actual Africans. It’s like they live their entire lives in slow motion.
Observers have noted that Haitians move so slowly that moss often forms on their north facing side, just like the sloths – or trees.
The visas, dubbed “Temporary Protected Status,” were granted to the Haitians 2010 by former President Barack Obama, after an earthquake hit the undeveloped island. Since then, Haitians’ TPS status has been extended multiple times by DHS, which also stopped repatriating illegal alien to Haiti in 2010.
What a surprise, our former monkey president forcibly enriched our nation with a bunch of slow-motion apes. His plan was probably to clog up our economy by making everyone wait in line forever as Haitian clerks take 15 minutes to prepare a cup of coffee.
15 minutes is if everything goes well. God forbid someone put the milk container on the wrong shelf – you’ll be there for a few hours.
However, DHS officials began returning Haitian illegal aliens home in 2016, giving Kelly a Democratic precedent to end the TPS extensions. “Removal flights from the United States to Haiti have now resumed,” Obama’s DHS secretary, Jeh Johnson, said in a November 2016 statement. “In the last several weeks ICE has removed over 200 Haitian nationals and plans to significantly expand removal operations in the coming weeks.”
Thank God these people are being returned to Haiti.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with these people, here’s a quick FAQ.
What language do Haitians speak?
Creole, which is french, but written with random spelling and random word order.
Are Haitians violent?
Yeah, but only when the weather is just right. Otherwise they just kind of… hibernate in place.
Are Haitians prone to rape?
Yeah, but mostly Haitian women, as other women can just walk away, making it very difficult for the Haitian male to catch up due to his low-energy. Paralyzed or unconscious women are at heightened risk, however.
What is the political system in Haiti?
This may appear to be a still image, but is actually an animated GIF of Haitian political activism. Yes, even the fire is slower in Haiti.
What is the most popular sport in Haiti?
It’s a unique sport called “necklacing.”
All in all, a vibrant and rich culture.