January 14, 2020
Anyone who knows anything about veganism knows that Greta Thunberg is too retarded from not eating meat to be able to write coherent sentences on Facebook.
It was obviously someone else running the account. Her psycho parents would be the obvious guess, but apparently, they hired a professional PR poojeet to run the account as well.
A Thursday evening software update at Facebook accidentally allowed anyone to view exactly who is posting under the accounts of public figures, businesses and other entities, according to Wired.
The result? For starters, some 3 million followers of teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg have been reading posts written by her father, Svante Thunberg, and a climate activist in India who serves as a delegate at the UN’s Climate Change organization, Adarsh Prathap. Thunberg, Inc. claims Greta is still the one writing the content.
It was thanks to the intrepid work of the haxxor known as 4chinz that this information was revealed.
4chinz is always oppressing whimmins and minorities on the internet. He must be stopped at any cost.
According to Facebook, the flaw was quickly fixed – but not before the people behind famous accounts were revealed and shared on public forums such as 4chan.
“We quickly fixed an issue where someone could see who edited or published a post on behalf of a Page when looking at its edit history,” said the company in a statement. “We are grateful to the security researcher who alerted us to this issue.”
I’m grateful that now we know the truth.
Look, proof of her father editing the official Greta Thunberg page:
And the poojeet:
Svante and Adarsh then wrote a post in Greta’s voice claiming that she actually does write the content, she’s just too retarded to use the Facebook interface, so she has not one but two people posting things that she sends to them.
If you believe that, I’ve got a bushel of burned up koalas I’d like to sell you.
It’s all coming together like pottery here, folks.
Internet hate-speech activists have been saying that Greta is visibly too retarded to write her own material for like a year now. But we lacked concrete proof. Now that we have it, no one better give us any shit anymore. The internet hate machine has been right about literally everything for literally a solid decade now. They called it all.
Just off the top of my head:
- The Jews running everything
- Pizzagate being real
- Greta Thunberg being a fraud
For those keeping score at home, that’s 3/3.
At this point, alls I’m sayings is that it’s high time that we gave haters a chance – because they tend to be right about everything.
Andrew Anglin contributed to this report.