January 24, 2020
The form of retardation that women suffer from would be hilarious if it wasn’t destroying civilization.
Lolo Jones has been publicly speaking about her decision to refrain from sex until marriage for years, but she admitted that being so candid about her virginity was a ‘mistake’ that has prevented her from finding love.
The 37-year-old Olympic hurdler and bobsledder opened up about the ‘virgin side’ of her life when she appeared on the latest episode of Kevin Hart’s Laugh Out Loud series Cold as Balls.
‘That was a mistake,’ she said when Hard brought up her decision to publicly reveal she’s saving herself for marriage. ‘That killed all my dates after that — like didn’t even have a chance. Like before, at least I had a chance.’
The devout Christian explained that before she announced that she is a virgin, she was able to able wait and have a potential partner get to know her a bit before revealing she won’t have sex until marriage.
‘Before, I’d like, tiptoe. “Okay, when’s a good time to tell him? Do I wait until he sees my personality a little bit? Or do I just drop the bomb?”‘ she recalled.
What kills all her dates is her age.
Virginity loses its value as fertility decreases. The moment virginity is the most valuable coincides with the moment the woman has the most baby-making potential, which is right after puberty.
No one cares about some 60-year-old woman’s virginity, just as no one cares about this 37-year-old weirdo’s virginity.
“BUT I’M A VIRGIN!”
15-year-old women have about 20 years of fertility ahead of them.
What do 37-year-old women offer?
Jones went on to tell Hart that her decision to refrain from sex also negatively affects her career as a professional athlete.
‘I have a higher level of intensity because I don’t have any pressure release. Everybody knows me as stressed out,’ she admitted.
‘Having sex actually helps you as an athlete, a female athlete. It’s good for your hormones,’ she explained. ‘So I’m running at a disadvantage.’
Jones is one of the few athletes who has represented the U.S. in both the Winter and Summer Olympics.
She ran hurdles during the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing and the 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London. She went on to compete in the 2014 Winter Olympics as a bobsledder.
Jones revealed she was a virgin on Twitter in 2012 and went on to open up about the decision on HBO’s Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel.
‘It’s just something, a gift I want to give to my husband,’ she said. ‘But please understand, this journey has been hard.
‘There’s virgins out there, I’m gonna let them know, it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life. Harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.’
Women are not supposed to remain virgins after their teenage years because they’re suppose to be already making babies by then.
But Lolo Jones avoided motherhood to pursue her athletic career. Now that the time for virgin marriage has passed, she’s realizing the price she paid.
Jones hasn’t been linked to many men since she shared that she’s a virgin, but she did reveal in January 2018 that she had smooched NBA star Blake Griffin — and it wasn’t great.
‘I went on a date with him,’ she wrote on Instagram. ‘Worst date of my life and he’s a terrible kisser.’
Talking shit about your dates on social media, especially if you’re a public figure, is a great way to get additional dates.
Having a totally unfeminine body is also a great way to attract men.
Jones admitted her loneliness had even caused her to question her faith at times.
‘It almost broke my relationship with God bc I felt He really had forsaken me,’ she explained. ‘And yes I know God doesn’t promise us anything and we should be content but I’m not on a soapbox preaching. I admit I went Thru a very lonely season.
‘Guys said they respected me and my decision to not have sex before marriage but they would never want to date me. Or wouldn’t have time,’ she recalled.
‘Two outta three of the last dates I went on said I was too old. (They were both Christians) so needless to say I’ve had my heart broke.
‘And I really hope I’m moving into a new season bc if I have to see another girl post her wedding photos on here I’m going to break my dayumm phone with my bare hands.’
Of course she’s too old! At her age, she should be welcoming her third grandchild, not thinking about getting married and starting a family.
God didn’t forsake her. She chose this for herself.
If she had looked for a husband back when she was a 17-year-old virgin, she wouldn’t have had any problems finding one.